Question concerning disposing of rat

[Wigeon]

On a vaguely related topic, I once took great pleasure in showing my red tractor inspector an email exchange i had with the local authority, following my innocent question to them as to whether I could put a dead rat in my wheely bin...

yes is the answer, in case you're curious.

 

[Woody j]

Do you have a written policy of how you will dispose of the dead rat? my RT assessor wanted a plan of action as to what I would do with a dead mouse? bury, burn etc?

Local Chinese restaurant

 

[ollie989898]

I think this calls for my alarm meme personally.

 

[JeepJeep]

Axe and a Jack Rusell keen to clean the mess up....

 

[Wigeon]

There once was a new query that
Concerned the dispatch of a rat:
To steam it or grill it, or bake it to kill it?
The question's a trap- fancy that!

 

[Lincs Lass]

Jack russel or a paterdale ,grass field ,open trap and stand back ,Ill give it 30 seconds

 

[Lincs Lass]

For some reason he won't go in it. Maybe he escaped one once, but he's too smart. Here's one of his brothers I assume

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Brand new trap smell of oil and human contact ,,Roland is a clever begger .
If they can smell something ,they will avoid traps .
Get all the smells of it by covering it in soil for a few days and then ware gloves to set it .
Place it between two lengths of 4 inch drain pipe and cover the gap with a sack ,,ratty loves tunnels and the dark ,never fails

 

[ollie989898]

Local Chinese restaurant

So THAT is the secret of their crispy shredded chilli beef?

 

[grainboy]

Never quite understand the difference,
Rat consumes poison goes of to die in hedgerows, not documented,
Human kills rat, by what ever means. Throws it in the hedge, but has to document their actions,

 

[betweenthelines]

Bring it round here-ten minutes of my OH telling it who got voted off Come Dancing and it'll likely commit suicide

 

[JeepJeep]

Bring it round here-ten minutes of my OH telling it who got voted off Come Dancing and it'll likely commit suicide

You have a OH?.... 2 of you Rat would Die of Boredom or an overdose of self-righteousness

 

[Wigeon]

Any other Latin scholars out there who remember this one:

Caesar adsum iam forte
Pompey aderat
Casear sic in omnibus
Pompey sic in at.

 

[David.]

You need a rifle of a minimum .475 calibre.

 

[davidroberts30]

Bring it round here-ten minutes of my OH telling it who got voted off Come Dancing and it'll likely commit suicide

10 bore at point blank will make it no one else's worry

 

[gatepost]

Jack russel or a paterdale ,grass field ,open trap and stand back ,Ill give it 30 seconds

We have one of each, they have to take turns.

 

[Grass And Grain]

Don't drown it. That's barbaric.

Being caught in a fen trap also doesn't look like fun.

 

[Farmer Roy]

Seriously ?

a fuching rat ?

fuch me . . . try dispatching hundreds of feral pigs

 

[Lincs Lass]

Seriously ?

a fuching rat ?

fuch me . . . try dispatching hundreds of feral pigs

You must get fed up of bacon butties and sausages.

 

[Farmer Roy]

You must get fed up of bacon butties and sausages.

i wouldnt eat them . . .

dirty disease ridden fuching things

i wouldnt even touch them without rubber gloves on

 

[startinghandle]

I always make sure rats are dead either by clubbing or drowning before putting on Rayburn