The f*****n useless workshy f****n b******rd NSF

[Bertram]

why (pay) to belong to it then ?

I had a little rebellious streak before harvest but annoyingly found that we would have taken a significant enough hit on prices to make the sub worth it, plus the hassle of reducing options when we don’t have enough on farm storage. Mind you, that’s all very well on a spreadsheet but doesn’t take into account the sheer aggro of assurance or the enormous psychological bonus I shall pay myself when I do find the minerals to tell the little cockgoblins exactly where to shove their basta*d clipboards (don’t start me off again, f’reavans sake)