HOW FILTHY IS YOUR CAR?

[Will 1594]

Imagine doing that these days. Trading standards would have a fit when they spotted no side gates loading them through boot

What about bagging calves , know some one who years ago used to buy sell calves , could get 23 in a bedford dormobile van

 

[glasshouse]

I had a nissan patrol in the mid nineties, and i had to drop my girlfriend at a posh hen night up the toon.
I couldnt take her car like she wanted as i was going on to pick a big part for the combine.
She was dolled up to the nines with a nice white jacket.
Nobody ever used the passenger seat belt, but did the silly cow not put it on.
Fortuneatly we hadnt gone far when i noticed the errr large black mark from shoulder to thigh on the lovely white jacket.....

 

[Christoph1945]

I had a nissan patrol in the mid nineties, and i had to drop my girlfriend at a posh hen night up the toon.
I couldnt take her car like she wanted as i was going on to pick a big part for the combine.
She was dolled up to the nines with a nice white jacket.
Nobody ever used the passenger seat belt, but did the silly cow not put it on.
Fortuneatly we hadnt gone far when i noticed the errr large black mark from shoulder to thigh on the lovely white jacket.....

And?

 

[glasshouse]

And?

And?

Had to drive back home to change. Very not happy
Didnt last long after that

 

[JWL]

I remember going to a hunt ball at the Hilton Hotel(as it was then) in Stratford on Avon with the then girlfriend. I was late, joys of stockwork and sucklers, so the Range Rover I had at the time didn't get much of a wash off. I did wipe around where she was going to sit and to be fair the passenger seat hardly got used, when I got there I was quite pleasantly surprised to find a parking space right by the main door so there I parked. When we went to leave I noticed that it took a bit of oomph to back out of the parking spot and when I pulled out the lights showed the reason. It had rained whilst we were inside and it encouraged all the mud in the wheel arches to drop out and deposit half of Warwickshire just outside the entrance of a posh hotel and were quite good wheel chocks!

 

[Cab-over Pete]

I must nip and sample that sometime.

 

[Wolds Beef]

Someone mentioning good farming programmes at the moment. Farmers Country showdown comes to mind, the previous series also reminded us of the social life we are missing while locked down!!
And all our show friends scattered all over the country.
WB

 

[Fendt516profi]

In my experience, horsey women are the filthiest !

Are they really worth it you could end up with a horse

 

[Fendt516profi]

Slurry time!
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JCB had it's 3000hr service this morning
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@ColinV6 and @Robert K say they're out

 

[Christoph1945]

Had to drive back home to change. Very not happy
Didnt last long after that

I assumed as much but you know what they say about assuming, don't you?

 

[ColinV6]

@ColinV6 and @Robert K say they're out

Most Definately

 

[Tomr10]

Looks like they filmed something

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=477763850153336