Put milking gloves on underneath
Is it only a farming thing where if something smells bad, footrot, lambs sticky bum, rotten lambs etc you have to smell it to see actually how bad it is? 3 of us here all do it to see how bad that smell actually is yet the casual labour who don’t do any farm work except for lambing don’t smell test things?
The girl here sniff tests everything but has a poor gag reflex so usually ends up being sick yesterday it was a tennis ball sized lump of colostrum under a lambs tail which I pretended to eat, it’s just like caramel I told her, split it up for the dogs and it was stuck between all their teethNo, it's a bloke thing.
If a woman offers you something to sniff, it is usually a pleasant aroma you will experience.
A bloke offers you something to smell it will always be something unpleasant and disgusting.
Sterilising gel works really well. Sometimes we get the odd surprise when lambing outdoors and you think it’s fine but rotten inside and the small antibac gel work well for itWashing your hands using toothpaste helps to get rid of the smell (well, masks it)
But is it better or worse than tup's feet?You know that smell….the one from rotten lambs!
How come even with long gloves on your hands still stink???
always makes me chuckle when I say to the wife “do my hands smell”?No, it's a bloke thing.
If a woman offers you something to sniff, it is usually a pleasant aroma you will experience.
A bloke offers you something to smell it will always be something unpleasant and disgusting.... and if the victim boaks, so much the funnier.
I got bollocked the other week for using several different types of the Mrs’s fancy shampoo and body wash stuff too try and get rid of the smell. I’d only been in bed 10 minutes when that little grumpy voice piped up “you still stink of sheep.”Washing your hands using toothpaste helps to get rid of the smell (well, masks it)
I killed a skunk with the swather one year swathing canola. Forgot to pull the body out of the row and wife picked it up and shoved it thru the combine. Had to dump half a hopper full rather than contaminate the whole bin. Combine stank real rank for days until it got steam cleaned. I cracked a joke telling her not to leave her undies in the cab but the humour was wasted. . Some women are too sensitive.Worst smell ever I think was ditch cleaning and a woolless stinking Sheeps corpse bobbed to the surface like some kind of death stink torpedo.
I was heaving